The business of my life is to write books; its solace is visiting and news. Please join me for a pot of tea and an indecent amount of cake every four weeks or so. I promise to keep your details confidential. Only myself, Mrs Bennet, Miss Bates, and Mrs Jennings will ever know anything about you.

Nota bene: There are no previous reports to read at the moment. The first one will be winging its way to you around the beginning of May 2022.